"Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins."
"I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time."
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache."
"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it."
"To err is human, but is feels divine."
"Virtue has its own reward, but no box office."
"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."
"A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
"It is better to be looked over than overlooked."
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
"It is better to looked over than overlooked."
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
"I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted."
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
