"When in doubt, use brute force"
"Maybe I should have screwed up."
"SCCS is the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out."
"I know nothing."
"Just think -- IBM and DEC in the same room -- and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside."
"If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there."
"Just think, IBM and DEC in the same room, and we did it."
