"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any."
"A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat."
"A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it."
"A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat."
"No nice men are good at getting taxis."
"Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?"
"Spring makes everything look filthy."
"I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool."