"One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going."
"When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going."
"Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes."
"A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him."
"Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves."
