"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
"I have often depended on the blindness of strangers."
"Living in a vacuum sucks."
"Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."
"Living hell is the best revenge."
"Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office."
"The world is round; it has no point."
"Girls just want to have funds."
