"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."
"If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name."
"No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature."
"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me."
